A salon experience worth writing about
April 28, 2010 - I took quite a few years, but between my widening girth, my non-lithe body and my 6 ft. 4 in. frame I can no longer cut my toenails.
A big toe has an in-grown nail, the one next to it is long enough to curl under and my little toe nail snags the sheets.
Something had to be done, besides asking one our daughters to do something that will make their father bleed.
I've thought for a long time that all beauty salons that do finger nails also do toenails. I have hundreds of mistaken thoughts to go with that one.
But, through a friend I got exposed to Downtown (Oxford) Salon. Another of my long-held thoughts on beauty salons is that the attendants are all youngish, smiling, friendly and helpful.
Six of the seven at Downtown Salon were as I imagined. I got the seventh. She talks a different language than I expected in a salon.
She told me to sit in an over-stuffed chair that, when turned on, had a lot more moving parts than she did.
Oh, yeah, she is Pam Oliver and her first name must have been taken from the Pam cooking spray, "100% natural, original."
I don't know where she went while my feet soaked, but it could have been to the bar next door. Her mood was not better upon her return. "Put that foot up here," she commanded.
Then she pulled one of several sharp tools from her kit, and went nonstop talking for the next 45 minutes. But at least it was colorful talking. The kind I practice and understand.
With all her prodding and scraping, Pam only made me wince twice. And when she was done, she thanked me with her hand out, palm up.
I must say, my toes look great, clean and unbloodied. Guess I'll go back and see Pam in a few weeks. I may need a refresher and some more insults by then.
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Jim Sherman, Sr. is president of Sherman Publications, Inc. He has penned "Jim's Jottings" since 1955.